Free Forms winner page 2008

Winner December 2007 and January 2008

Comedy scene

First Prize-
From: Kathy Teague - kteague(at)fuse.net

A. What happens when you cross a pack animal and a pachyderm?
B. I don't know, but it never forgets those whose load it carries.

 


Winners January and February 2008

Comedy scene

First Prize-
From: Michael Cormier: charimic(at)nb.sympatico.ca

A. I said I was painting a COLLAGE!
B. Sorry I said "that would be one ugly university" then.

Second Prize-
From: Michael Deffet: mdeffet(at)prodigy.net

A. I am from the Abstract Post-Modernist Surrealist Expressionism School - You may not understand!!
B. I'm from the Elementary school down the street and I think I DO understand.

Third Prize-
From: pauldavidhubbard(at)hotmail.com

A. This is my expression of the diversity of American violence and how it keeps hidden. You would not understand.
B. I understand, I think San Francisco urban camo is a great idea.


Comedy scene

 

Winner April and May 2008

First Prize-
From: Mike Deffet - deffetm(at)mcohio.org

A. WHAT TH ?!?! Is it a Monolith put here by an Advanced Alien Civilization to communicate and/or monitor our Evolutionary Progress ?!?!?

B. I'm not sure, but ever since 2001 it happens each time I grill veggie-burgers...

 


Comedy sceneWinners June 2008
The restaurant table is being used as free office space and is filled with the clients belongings.

First Prize-
Suzi Kirby: suzick(at)peoplepc.com

B. Your chef is French, isn't he?
A. Oui! This is a French restaurant... no??
B. Great, would you have him translate this for me... and if he could have it ready by COB, that'd be great!

Second Prize-
Edward Murphy: EMurphy(at)brightenhealth.com

A. Any room for dessert, Sir?
B. What are you, some kinda comedian? I’m up to my elbows in paperwork, here!

Third Prize-
Gary Rainer: code3gary(at)yohoo.com

B. According to my net worth calculations, I can only afford the soup.
A. Okay, big tipper, then the FLY is on the house.

Honorable Mention-
Michael Deffet: mdeffet(at)prodigy.net

A. Will you be dining ALONE again, sir?!
B. Yes, I don't know why my wife never wants to join m- hold on, a new email just popped up - oooh - and that's my phone -

 


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