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Free Forms winner page 2010

Winner January, February 2010

First Prize-
From: rwboss6(at)aol.com

A. I specifically ordered the soup with the fly on the side!
B. Very Good sir.

Second Prize-
From: enoliton(at)comcast.net

A. Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?
B. I believe he is doing the backstroke!

Winners March, April 2010

First Prize-
From: Michael Deffet - mdeffet(at)prodigy.net

A. Look at that! I got today EXACTLY right! That's never happened before!
B. The Network called - they want you to draw up a Climate Change Accu-Map by Thursday.

Second Prize-
From: Joe and Monique Longo - moejoe_longo(at)yahoo.com

A. So Bill, what's the forecast look like for the drive home?
B. Well after twenty years of that same lame joke, there's a strong chance that it will be raining fists today.

Third Prize-
From: Gary A. Rainer - code3gary(at)yahoo.com

B. Geez, how do you come up with your forecast? They are always right on the dot.
A. It just comes to me, I guess.

Winners May and June 2010

First Prize-
From: suzick(at)peoplepc.com

A. I thought you looked familiar! In the fourth grade, you used to set your milk carton on my autographed picture of Courtney Cox!
B. You haven't changed a bit either!

Second Prize-
From: Anna Sanner - chameleonage(at)gmail.com

A. O, Liz, I’m working on something important. I don’t need anything, thanks.
B. Are you sure? I just saw the ‘What’s on your mind’ note on your facebook profile. It said ‘Brian Benning yuierghdfjkghk’, so I thought you might need some coffee.

Third Prize-
From: Terry Tully - teedee147(at)yahoo.com

B. Can I get you some coffee?
A. No need, I just got the new iPhone, it makes it for me.

Honorable Mention-
From: Michael Deffet - DeffetM(at)mcpdlaw.org

B. More Coffee Sir ?!
A. Geez, do you have to get right in my face that way? Couldn’t you have texted me? or tweeted your question? or maybe sent a facebook comment, or an email? Gosh, what nerve!

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